Thursday, March 17, 2005

Things I'm not

In the off chance that you Google "Jeff Crotty" to find out a bit about me ...

No, that's not my phone number, and no I was not recently hired as the general manager for Legends by Notre Dame Food Services.

No, I have not been recently certified as a DARE Mentor.

And, no, I am not a Junior Champion at the Redwood Empire Golf and Country Club.

or am I?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I recently discovered that I'm an olympic champian at the 4x100 meter relay. Yes, sir. I won a gold medal this last year in Greece. I'll have to tell April that smoking my pipe does not affect my health.

Andy Rock